To open up this little blog of all the lame things I make for people, I give you THE WORST BEARD EVER. Inspired by the beard on that guy in that movie.
This is Jimmy in Chikara's Mad Hatter top hat (Noticeably NOT lame). THE WORST BEARD EVER was made for the cost of $4 from dollar store finds: Two sparkly little girl dress up wigs, one random, package taped ball of yarn like stuff, and a buffer mitt for car washing.
It was not only hideous, but ill-fitted and itchy.
I love you, WORST BEARD EVER. You have exactly what it takes to earn the first spot on a blog devoted to hand crafted lameness.
